How to hide it at dinner

If you are under 18 and you eat family dinner every night it can be hard to come up with new excuses every night, and your family will be suspicious if you never eat and constantly say you don't like foods you used to like. So here's a couple tricks I've learned from eating with my family

• Don't ask for smaller portions of everything. Choose the most high calorie thing and ask for less of that. 
• If you are eating something with a tail, like shrimp, or any kind of end that needs to be cut off, "accidentally" cut off half the food as well. 
• Hide food under other food. But don't do it in quick jerky movements. Do it at a regular speed when people are engaged in a conversation. 
• Become a vegetarian or vegan
• Tell your family your not feeling well. 
• Tell your family you have a LOT of homework to do and can't eat with them but you will eat later. 
• Leave the house after telling you family your going to a friends house. Come back a few hours later and say you ate
• Try to eat when only the less strict parent about food is at the table. 
• Say you don't like crust or things with tough ends as a way to cut off half your food. (This works best with foods like a sandwich or lasagna) 
• If you ever have a dinner you just CANT eat, the whole thing is way too fatty  and calorie filled, accidentally knock your plate on the floor, but only use this as a last resort, because it can break the plate and your family will notice if every night you knock your plate off the table.
• If you have animals feed some of it to them.
• Wear your hair down so you can smear foods like soup or sauces in it. 
• Wear clothes with lots of pockets so you can stash food in your pocket when no one is looking. 
• Offer to help out with cooking- then you control what goes in food. But don't make it too obvious or someone will get suspicious. 

That's all I can think of for now. Let me know in the comments section if you think of any others.